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Drew - Via Twitter
Wow, I’ve never seen 2 people fight over the last stale powdered donut before. But fuck that bitch...I got the donut! #SheWas7 #IPunchedHer
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Ok, the breakfast area is packed. The ratio is probably 80% overweight people and 20% children. Let’s hope they dont run out of #FruitLoops
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Buckle up everyone, Im about to #LiveTweet the free breakfast at a resort hotel in #VirginiaBeach
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Dear @GarrettGriess I just wanted to tell you that #DoctorWho sucks. Also #StarTrek sucks. Also #Modems suck. #ILoveYou #GayNotGay #StillGay
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#ShoutOut2Satan 4 not being real but still being cool 2 scare weak minded believers #ImJustKiddingGod #NotReally #TheEasterBunnyIsJustAsReal
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@tori_mich The last time I had 5 guys in my backseat I didn’t walk normal for a week. #ThatsRight #TheyFuckedMeInTheAss
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@HeatherDawn9810 Once again I apologize for my FB status updates. I will try to be more interesting #BudLightSoloPhoto
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@HeatherDawn9810 Im sorry my FB status updates make u so mad. At least I have me...and my beer...and my sewing machine. #ShoutOutToMe
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Everytime I c a bitch with a spray tan eating a taco I cant help but think...what the hell is that spray tanned bitch doing eating a hot dog
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After spending a few days in #Virginia I have come to a conclusion: Getting raped by backwoods mountain men isn’t as bad as one might think.
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What the hell is #Ringoworm ? I don’t know, but let’s assume it drums up a lot of itchiness in my anus.
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I think I have #Ringoworm on my leg. Son of a bitch, I guess everyone else in the #Hottub can thank me for the scratchy yeast infections.
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So today I touched a crab. That little bastard didn’t seem to like it. Thanks for nothing ocean. #YouJustGotOceaned
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All right u assholes, Im back on the Twitter. Sorry followers, prepare for lots of poo jokes and offensive slurs against crabs. #FuckCrabs
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@HeatherDawn9810 I will enjoy it, thanks. #GarbagePeopleUnite
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Its official, my left leg is longer than my right leg...think about that next time youre pleasuring urself while thinking about me #ThatsHot
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This christian top 40 radio station thats on at the gym really makes me wish someone would kill me now. #DeathByCrucificationWouldBeNice
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Old lady at post office just bought stamps and asked if she needed to lick them...these r the people it should be legal to stab #OldPeople
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Does anyone else get super horny when that tiny bottle on the #5HourEnergy commercial dumps out an avocado, banana and piece of broccoli?
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Does anyone know how to say "Toilet Baby" in Bohemian? Nevermind, Ill just ask my mom to tell me the story of my birth again. #Family
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